England will score twice and I’ll be keeping an eye on Bellingham – Love Island Helena’s World Cup predictions

Exclusive: Controversial Love Islander, genuine football fanatic and sports journalist Helena Ford takes the reins with a hilarious new World Cup column…

As England ready to face Croatia Thursday night, it felt like we finally reached World Cup madness. I’m going to put my money on England losing 2-1, this is a potential goal from Kane and there is a 100% chance of staring me in the face. Jude Bellingham Complete match.

While I am thinking about it world cup or the Euro, there are three things that immediately come to mind. Firstly, and most importantly, the rosy, “it could come home” has become part of my daily vocabulary – and no matter which fit footballer is selected for the team.

Girls, we’ve potentially got a lot of fun mid-week drinking, being in beer gardens and yelling at giant pop-up screens, “Have a word with him, ref!” That’s an entire month of glorifying the game while we have no clue what’s going on in the game (certainly not all of us!).

Well, I’m here to tell you everything you do exactly No To be able to really enjoy it one needs to know the difference between a striker and a center back, as much as the men do.

If you’re like me and live in London, this becomes our playground where we can watch matches from Boxpark to Chelsea’s beer garden. I can guarantee you, you will go in just for a drink and come out singing the national anthem.

Let’s also not forget the easy pulling strategy. If you don’t really understand what’s going on in the game, find the most eligible guy’s fault and ask him instead.

England may not be scoring runs on the pitch, but you will definitely be scoring on it. Worst case scenario you just know what the offside rule is.

Here’s what we’ll all be shouting together over the next few weeks: “If it were me, I’d just hit the ball in the net”. See you next Wednesday…

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